Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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