We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Randomize