Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
