Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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