What should our trivia night team be named?
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her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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