I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
