sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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