There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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