she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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