okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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