I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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