I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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