just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
