So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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