she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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