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This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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