Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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