she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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