wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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