4 words: hood of his car
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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