If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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