i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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