i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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