Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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