BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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