another moral hangover. fuck.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Randomize
