i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
She said her name was "party"
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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