why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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