I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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