Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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