idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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