Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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