Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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