I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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