let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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