You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
