so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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