She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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