Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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