bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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