so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Randomize
