Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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