I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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