Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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