windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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