Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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