Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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