I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Too much gin, very little bucket
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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