He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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