fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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