He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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