Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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