normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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