i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Randomize
