I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Randomize