i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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