I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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