Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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