names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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