This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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